Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
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