Did you take the patient's temperature?
No. Is it missing?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
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