What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?