Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did the cow cross the road?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why do cows make great bakers?