Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What dog never pays attention in class?
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