Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
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