What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?