Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of pet does Snow Whiteā¢ļø have?
Where does Pigletā¢ļø store all his money?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which celebrity loves to read?
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