What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What siblings are always sad?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

How can you farm during the winter?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why was the bee sad?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do cows like to dance to?

What is a sheep's favorite game?