Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
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