What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
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