What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What tea do footballers drink?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How long do chickens work?
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