What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
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What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
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