What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
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What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
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