What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
His godpawther.
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How was the wedding?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's the scariest letter?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
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