Why are puppies so flexible?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?