Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What animal could Noah not trust?

Where do goldfish go camping?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?