What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why can't you trust a pig?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?