Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What school subject really rocks?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How much does freedom weigh?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?