What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.