Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?