Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What cartoon character loves insects?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why are books always so angry?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?