Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why was the broom late for school?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What animal has the worst mood swings?