What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What's a forklift?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?