What kind of pants do fish wear?
Troutsers!
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's the most masculine animal?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
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