What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Which singer could always break a five?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?