Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
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