Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are computers so good at golf?
How do billboards talk?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How did the tree get lost?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
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