Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Why did electricity win the race?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why do bees gossip?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?