What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?