In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

When do astronauts eat?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What animals love to close envelopes?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

How does a lion greet other animals?