What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Where do hamsters come from?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do porcupines always win the game?