Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What's the king of all school supplies?
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