Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
How does dinner smell?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's the opposite of irony?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
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