Why did the tomato turn red?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What's the friendliest pen?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What fish only swims at night?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?