Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
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