Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
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