Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
It was apri-caught stealing.
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did electricity win the race?
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