What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Which state is the cleanest?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What do you call an old snowman?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
How do frogs get to work?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
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