What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Bad mittens.
What do you find at the end of everything?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
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