Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What animal has the most fun?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
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