Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What do math teachers eat?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What style of music weighs the most?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why is a doctor always calm?