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What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Where does water do all its banking?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?