Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Which singer could always break a five?

What game do cows play at parties?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What is a spider's favorite book?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?