What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why was the bud so shy?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

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