What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

When do flowers get their workout in?

How do amoebas make calls?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?