Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Families are like fudge.

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What animals make the best students?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?