What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

Which relative loves rice?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?