What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?