What did the wolf say to the flea?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What animal has the worst mood swings?