Why do pigs tell jokes?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Families are like fudge.

What animal knows kung fu?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?