Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What fish only swims at night?

How does a barber get to work?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?