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What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

How do hurricanes see?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?