Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call bears with no ears?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
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