Why do runners watch so much TV?
They love movie marathons.
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What did summer say to spring?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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