Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What does winter fat turn into?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?