What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Which elf is the best singer?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

When do mice play every day?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.