Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do cows like to dance to?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What birds always travel in twos?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?