Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why are baseball games at night?
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