Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
How much money does a skunk have?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a frog's favorite year?
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