What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Where does a camper keep his money?