Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's the slowest 5k?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What do you call a peanut in space?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

Where was Noah born?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?