What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

How do eggs end a TV show?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?