Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?