Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's the loudest sport?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
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