Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?