What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the sickly elevator say?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Where do cows go for lunch?

When do mice play every day?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why are ghosts always single?

What games do ants play with elephants?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?