Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call octopus twins?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?