What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?