Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?