What do you call a short cow?
Condensed milk.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What vegetables do librarians like?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which insect makes the best father?
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