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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What's a cat's favorite song?

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What is the emptiest holiday?