Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What do you call an arctic cow?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What is the wealthiest fish?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?