What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why was the cat so small?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call a dog in space?