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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

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Why did the whale cross the road?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

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Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?