Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What's a forklift?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's a dog's favorite city?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?