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A moo-sician.
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What insect thinks it's a dog?
What sport requires no movement at all?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
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What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
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