What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

What do you call octopus twins?

It's allergy season again?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?