What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
How does the sun listen to music?
Which elf is the best singer?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
How does dinner smell?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
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