Which cats love to be petted?
Purrrr-sians.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
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