What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Where do chips wear socks?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What did the bread do on vacation?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?