What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?