Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Who invented fractions?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How do you get straight A's?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?