What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What birds make average students?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

What's the most common blood type for insects?