Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?