What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?