What do you call a retired vegetable?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What food is a man's best friend?

How do you get straight A's?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?