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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What does winter fat turn into?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

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What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do cats eat for breakfast?