What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

How much does freedom weigh?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do elves learn in school?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?