What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?