Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
We had a discussion about roses.
I broke my finger!
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!