What did the baby laptop call her father?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?