What did the baby laptop call her father?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?