What's E.T. short for?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's the loudest sport?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call a short cow?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?