Why did the airplane get grounded?
It had a bad altitude.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why is the beach so confident?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
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