Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?