What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Which dog belongs in a band?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?