What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where do chips wear socks?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call two birds in love?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What's a dog's favorite city?