What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?