What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

How long do chickens work?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why is summer always sad?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?