What's the coldest vegetable?
A cucum-brrrr!
Why did the foal cough?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What animals make the best students?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
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