What's the coldest vegetable?
A cucum-brrrr!
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call the dog magician?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the foal cough?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
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