What's the coldest vegetable?
A cucum-brrrr!
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
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