What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What time does Donald Duckā¢ļø wake up?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger KingĀ®?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
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