What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

How does a penguin build its house?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why is the piano so hard to open?