What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where do cows go for lunch?
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