What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?