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Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

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What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

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What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

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What's a kitty's favorite book?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What part of a fish is the most musical?