What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Where does laundry go to college?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

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Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What's the most athletic footwear?

How does a witch play loud music?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?