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What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?