Who is friends with everyone at school?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?