What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What animal floats best?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?