Why can you never find the number nine?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

How is cat food sold?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which computer won the talent show?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?