What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
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