What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Where do hands go on vacation?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
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