What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
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