What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What do you call a famous turtle?
Are baby skunks cute?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
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