What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
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