Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
How do frogs get to work?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What is a table you can eat?
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