Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
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What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What birds make average students?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
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