Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Why do bees buzz?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
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