Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
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