What is the biggest ant in the world?

What fish only swims at night?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?