What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

How do bunnies stay fit?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

OK, that's enough fish puns.