Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call a short cow?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why do all the planets get along?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?