What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How does a cow do math?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why are grandkids so great?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
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