What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where would you put an injured insect?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Which computer won the talent show?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
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