Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?