What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?