What do elves learn in school?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?