Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why does the orange always lose in races?