What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?