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Who is a house's favorite band?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

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What type of birds stay together forever?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?