Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What color are all the books in the library?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?