Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why did the computer run out of money?