What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do all the planets get along?

Where do horses reside?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What do cats wear to work?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why didn't the melons get married?