Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Where do baby apes sleep?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?