What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?