Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

How did the tree get lost?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which state is the cleanest?