What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do fairies always drink?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
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