Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why are goats so funny?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What's the difference between weather and climate?