What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the beaver say to the tree?