Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do cows say on NYE?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
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