Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
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What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How do horses navigate at night?
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What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
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