Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How did the toad die?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What fish only swims at night?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
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