Why did the heels and the boots get along?
They were both old soles!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
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